Life Sucks Right When U Think U Have Figured It Out.......

This is so true considering the situations that keep happening. Just when u start feeling that some thing good has happened and you want take the issue further, the most unwanted thing happens and you are back to square one.

Roaming around the maze n around and around looks like a kids play though, but holds for the life too. Or may be life sucks when you allow it to suck. Or may be life doesn't suck so much when some one else's life sucks more than yours.

Now don't start saying that Suffering and sorrow are part of life. "Everyone everywhere is constantly subject to pain and suffering." Kick the philosphy out man and come to practicality.

Osker Life Sucks lyrics

woke up today, won't be the same,
I'll cope with this flaw that's my life
and that's ok it's not depressing it just takes a little work.
i try a little harder,
try a little harder than everyone else...
i don't want your pity.
i'm happy with what i am.
if you don't like how i act then you don't have to be around me.
if i could just grow up then everything would be just fine.
why does my life suck?
today i broke a mirror with some grace.
seven years of bad luck don't seem so bad.
just an extension of what i already had.

SOME BLUNT ANSWER'S

HI! REMEMBER ME?

• Not from the front.
• For what?
• Not unless I have to.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

• Nothing, I'm too busy most of the time.
• As little as possible.
• I'm lifeguard in a car wash.

WHAT NUMBER IS THIS?

• The worng one.
• How many guesses do i get?

AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?

• I don't Know.What were you doin?
• Sorry, I wasn't watching. DO it again and I'll try to guess

HOW CAN U STAND TO EAT THAT STUFF?

• I can't, that's why I'm sitting down
• Easy, have you tried SMOKING it?

YOU SHOULD USE COMMON SENSE

• I don't use anything that's common.

GO TO HELL!!!

• U mean this isn't??
• Okay, but what'your address
• Sound's enticing. Can I give you a lift?

YOU MUST BE JOKING

• Sure, but u still forgot to laugh
• Guess again
• How can u tell?

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

• I must be someone, I get lot of mail
• Right now, a victim

I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

• Ah. my lucky day,thank heaven for small mercies

DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER TEACH YOU MANNERS?

• Some. She taught it was rude to ask such questions.
• No, She was all like you in that respect

WHY DON'T YOU GROW UP

• As opposed to growing down?
• Could be my diet, I eat a lot of junk foods, and started smoking when I was six.

YOU SHOULD THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

• But then what should I do afterwards
• I'll try, It's just that I am so used to thinking before u speak.
• Why should I have an unfair advantage?You sure you wouldn't feel left out?

DON'T GET SMART WITH ME.

• Okay I'll be dumb.
• I didn't think it was possible to get smart with you.

ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?

• I doubt it. But its too early to say for sure.
• If you promise not to question answer.
• Will you get mad and leave if i say, No.

HOW COULD U DO SUCH A THING....

• A lot of practice. I try harder.
• Oh,lot of different ways. I just happen to like this.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

• You.
• Indigestion.
• Guilt. I feel bad about killing the last person who asked me this question.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THE CONSEQUENCES?

• Damn, I KNEW there was something I had forgotten.
• I thought I wud leave it to you.

IS YOUR WORK MORE THAN OUR RELATIONSHIP?

• To my boss, it is.
• That's fascianting question. I'd like to try that one on the computer.

CAN'T WE STAY FRIENDS?

• Of course, I intend to stay friends with lots of people.
• We probably can.Look how long we've stayed enemies. Why not? We need a change.
• You're staying?

HOW COME I'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOU?

• Because I move in mysterious ways.
• I can't answer that untill I know whom you HAVE heard of.
• Because I wasn't named Christ,Hitler or.....

DO YOU STILL LOVE ME?

• STILL? You beleived all that stuff I told you?
• You know, you're the third person who's asked me that today.
• Don't get personal.

HOW COME A PRETTY GIRL LIKE YOU ISN'T MARRIED?

• How come an ugly person like you is?
• Beacuse I'm more selective than you are.

YOU STILL HERE?

• Not that I know of
• Partially
• I'm not sure of. Have you got a mirror on you?

I HOPE YOU'VE FINALLY LEARNED YOUR LESSON.

• That's your first wish, you have two more.
• Is'nt the human mind wonderful?

COME ON, SMILE!

• Come on,die!
• Why? You're leaving?

YOU DO THAT JUST TO UPSET ME.

• It's Working?!
• Can you think of a better reason?

p.s These are from the latest book I read by Donald Carroll

WHAT WHEN??

How do u feel when even the best things happening in life don't excite you, for the one to share is missing. Though every loved one is around you to congratulate , but that dosen't touch the ears, or the happiness in their eyes doesn't even perceive to you, all for the one to share is missing in life.

Though you do have the choice the empty your mind to one you can trust, the matters that lie heavy on your heart. What happens when the fears, love, hates, vexation and worries that haunted you for long try to get back in, they sign on your mind , occupying again. Their struggle to come back to your mind for they remained so long and they feel at home there.
What when even the green pastures or rippling water don't seem to work on your mind to easen the pain.

BEING WITH YOU

I grew out of my ignorance n innocence,
I realized how to make the best of moments,
The level of positive thinking I developed amazes myself,
I learnt to live life every moment,
I realize how blessed I am to spend best moments with ya.

Thank you for the things you've done for me.
Happiness walks slowly, with a cane.
Although inside I'm dancing to the moon,
Nearby many obstacles remain.
Kind help like yours those thorny thickets prune.

You are my willing ear, the peaceful sea
On which I sail my thoughts, the quiet tune
Underneath my laughter and my pain.


I don't understand what happened to us
Or why you have turned away.
Of course you are free to do as you like,
But first I have something to say.

To me it had seemed we could go on forever,
So close were our hearts, and at ease,
So much did we share, yet the words never faltered,
So I thought as time did as it pleased.

Whatever I did that has made you unhappy,
Or am that is not to your taste,
Or would be were I to return to your graces,
Or won't be if I am replaced:

I want you to know that your friendship is something
I treasure, and would not now end.
If you would be willing to turn to embrace me,
You'd find in me still a good friend.

p.s Inspired by some writings of Norman Vincent Peale and poem includes little of my addition along with anonymous writer.